1. Decided that I will never take the Greyhound ever again and will instead learn to fly.
2. Made lots of Fringe Festival posters for the low, low price of Tanya‘s integrity as an employee.
3. Finally understood what Tanya meant about energy drink and vodka.
4. Made Tanya’s downstairs neighbours mad.
5. Discovered that eating pizza is a great way to forget about the fact that I am going to wet my pants any second now, Oh my god.
6. Found out that not all bars are good bars, that not all goth/industrial bars are Club Abstract, and that just because it’s on Queen West and is called The Savage Garden and is having Spooky Retro Night doesn’t mean a bar is cool. Wondered why I like goth bars so much anyhow, since I am clearly not actually gothic in any sense of the word.
7. Decided that I love the Dance Cave.
8. Danced with a strange boy even though he smelled kind of like poop and ivory soap because he kept pirouetting me around and it was like being on Dancing With the Stars so I was able to overlook the smell. Also, I hadn’t danced with a boy (other than Mopeface) since my grade 8 graduation dance, so it was nice for my self-esteem. (Any boy who would like to twirl me around is welcome to do so any time.)
9. Was generally damp for most of Friday night.
10. Ate the wrong panini.
11. Bought something at Come As You Are that looks suspiciously like Gonzo the Great.
12. Bought a fancy ball gown for that symphony gig.
13. Got on Greyhound at 5:30. Fell asleep. Woke up, looked at watch, got very excited that it was 6:45 which meant that the bus should arrive in Kitchener in 15 minutes. Then, looked out window, saw Exhibition Place, got very depressed. Arrived in Kitchener at 8:30. Decided that I will never take the Greyhound ever again, and will instead learn how to fly.
14. Entertained the lovely Leithal.
15. Went to the opera, in manner of Woman About Town.
16. Put on ball gown, finished OGS, SSHRC and Fulbright applications.
17. Realized that wearing a ball gown is probably key to being productive.
18. Blogged.
19. Missed Emily’s party!
Awww it’s ok, I know you’re a busy girl. I also think it’s funny that you went to Savage. And awesome that you went to the Dance Cave.
I miss you dear, I have been meaning to call for some time now. We must make contact… if you know what I mean.
*heart*