Hurrah!
Tomorrow I am going to New York!
And on Saturday, me and my sassy friends are having our fabulous Stitch & Kitsch Christmas craft show. You should come! 11:00 am to 8:00 pm, First United Church (on the corner of King and William) in uptown Waterloo!
Oh wow oh wow oh wow! Have fun!
And don’t get mugged! ‘Cause, apparently, EVERYONE gets mugged in New York. Hahaha!
Actually, New York has less crime on average than the average crime rate for the entire United States.
I know, mom was telling me -ALL- about it.
But she was also telling me about dad’s semi-paranoia and something about lugging her cell-phone around to attack would-be muggers with (since it weighs a tone).
Dad’s semi-paranoia? That’s funny. She’s the one who’s paranoid. I called them last night from Times Square and I think I may have terrified them a little bit.
Where’s the New York post? I was told there would be something about New York by now. I may have to rethink my position on giving you the cold shoulder.