I know, I know, wrong occaision. But you didn’t hear from me at Christmas, so, whatever.

Here is what I would like for my birthday:

1. Thurston Moore‘s undying love. The interview with him and Kim in this month’s Bust makes my heart go pitter-pat. Especially the part about how they would just hold hands and walk all around downtown New York. Sigh.

2. Failing that, Sean Cullen‘s undying love. He did, after all, write a book called Hamish X and the Cheese Pirates (Best book ever, by the way), and has been known to make statements about giant kielbassas being hurricanes of meat. Match made in heaven? Why, yes!

3. Replacements for my dearly departed broken DVD player and my dearly departed lost MP3 player.

4. A new haircut. My current assymetrical-a-go-go look is getting tired and is taking forever to grow out.

5. A session with a professional photographer so that I can get pin-up shots taken.

6. A one night stand with Jake Gyllenhaal or similar when I am in L.A.

7. The request for a unicorn still stands. Dude, I’ve been asking for one since I was eight. What gives?

Love,

Alexandra