Some sample dialogue from life:
Alexandra: Mom got me a chocolate duck. Did mom get you a chocolate duck?
Kristen: What? No. She just got me a regular one.
Alexandra: What? But that makes even less sense.
Kristen: What? Oh, wait, ok, I don’t actually know what you’re talking about.
Quack quac.
I haven’t the heart to eat my chocolate/regular duck.
Also: I am obviously beyond awesome for that little display of phone-dialogue-insanity.
Aaaaand, I just realized I forogt the last “k” in quack. Lovely job, me, lovely.