Seeing as how there has been some confusion, I would like to clarify by pointing out that Mon vagin à mangé mon chapeau: Un labyrinthe féministe, is not, in fact, a real film, and you will probably not be able to find it at GenX.
However, you will be able to find it in my imagination. It stars a giant vagina-shaped puppet and a fedora.
I can’t help but look at those puppets and see slippers…someone should make vagina slippers.
I can’t help but look at those puppets and think they’re really stupid and then wonder if I’m a bad feminist and then decide that, no, I’m not a bad feminist, I’m just a very, very cynical feminist who generally thinks most things are stupid.
Gross! I mean, Wow! I don’t know what you’re talking about, those puppets are, like, the most incredible thing! Whenever I drop the school charade and actually find employment, I’m totally ordering one! Well, I know I’m not a cynical feminist! Vaginal Power! Yesss!
ps – I dare you two to collaborate and actually make this film. I’ll even finance half of it, provided we can use a projection device to play it behind The Pale People at one of our gigs (it would be like Andy Warhol’s art-perv movies played at Velvet Underground gigs!!) You say pretentious-wanky, I say faaabulous!
No those puppets are indeed stupid. I mean, are those fucking fake flowers there? LAME.
If you do craft your own though, certainly you should use the original purple and gold of the suffrage movement, like they do.
We will make this film and the world will be a better place because of it!
Dear Alex,
Please stop posting dumb shit on my blog. If I make a movie, it will never, ever get used at a Pale People gig.
Alexandra