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Monthly Archives: May 2007

Oh, good.

We need to talk about feminine hygiene products for just a moment. Today, for various convoluted, absurd and yet all-too-typical of ridiculous and stupid things that happen in my life type of reasons, I ended up scoring some free tampons from Health Services (not my typical free-tampon-purveyor of choice – that’s what the Women’s Centre [...]

Some things.

1. EXCELLENT NEWS. The IMDB entry for Star Wars Episode Three states in its trivia section that “Tom Stoppard did a ‘script polish’ for the film. Something he’s done on many Lucasfilm productions.” We know this must be true because IMDB never lies. What this means is that the entire horrible film is, in fact, [...]

Top Ten Things of the Day

1. Turns out, Canadian students don’t actually need to apply for a visa to study in the states. Sweet deal. (Multiply point number one by ten.)

Home Sweet Something.

I have just returned from a week in Portelginland. This was a highly productive visit and I accomplished the following: i) visited optometrist, who is going to fit my freaking awesome vintage frames that I got in Kensington Market and have freaking rhinstones on them (yessssss!) with my prescription. ii) visited dentist, who made me [...]

Hmmm.

So, I’m a little concerned about the upcoming movie adaptation of The Golden Compass, largely because it has been one of the most important books in, oh, my entire life. Based on what I have seen on the website, the movie has the following things going for it: 1. It is very pretty.2. Daniel Craig [...]

Yes, those are bewinged skulls. On shoes.

Current important life goal: Find these shoes in my size for cheaper than at some sketchy internet shoe boutique. This is not completely far-fetched. They had them in purple at the Bloor Street Winners, but they only had sizes for giants. I am currently making sacrifices to the shoe gods, and praying that the Waterloo [...]

Top five and a half reasons why I failed my driving test this morning:

5. I’m very good at understanding theoretical concepts but am utterly incapable of developing any practical skills (thus – graduate school!) 4. I am used to driving with Sonic Youth’s 100% blasting out of the speakers because it is my Driving Song. It is very, very difficult to drive without it. 3.5. It’s hard to [...]

Heavily caffeinated

The wikipedia article for mondegreen is a pretty good wikipedia article, as far as wikipedia articles go (and the word mondegreen is also a pretty great word, as far as words go). I would, in particular, like to draw your attention to the following passage, which has made me very, very happy: English words of [...]

Yeehaw.

It appears that I have begun my annual springtime Sad Cowboy phase, in which I listen to a lot of Depressed Bastard Country Music with Lots of Pedal Steel in it (Justin Rutledge, Oh Susanna), absorb various forms of Cowboy-related media (Deadwood) and spend a lot of time roaming around alone thinking about the southwest. [...]