Ok, maybe I’m late to this party because I don’t have cable and am generally cut off from mainstream media, but what the heck is the deal with Sandra Lee and this “Semi-Homemade” cooking ridiculousnes? Like, hello? This? This is not a recipe. Any “recipe” that calls for a package of Kraft macaroni and cheese [...]

Do you know what I would like more of in my life? Making out. More making out definitely needs to happen. Um, that’s all. Sorry if you were subjected to my overly-emo rant earlier today that I have since had the good sense to take down. It’s been a strange weekend. But, hey! Look how [...]

Even though I will probably be hanging out with a lot of hippies tomorrow, I just wanted to make sure you are all still aware of the fact that I am not a hippie. There are many things that distinguish me from hippies, but the ones that come to mind at present include: 1. I [...]

Wouldn’t it be great if I changed the title of this blog to Letters to David Lynch and all of the entries from now on were just letters to you? Considering the blogosphere is all but dead because everyone seems to have jumped ship, it might be a good idea. Because you’d probably actually find [...]