Dear David Lynch,

June 2, 2007 by admin

Your new movie made my brain hurt. If asked to describe it I would have to say it was about how Hollywood is bad for you, Poland is cold, lamps are terrifying and bunnies. But that’s ok, because you don’t know what it’s about either. I predict that it will become one of those midnight screening kind of movies where everyone goes and shouts things at the screen and then we can all dance along with the locomotion. Audience participation will probably help the movie not give me the vaguely uncomfortable feeling that I’ve got right now, because then we’ll all be in it together.

I think I’m going to go watch some videos about nasal irrigation. That will make me feel less uncomfortable.

Love,

Alexandra

PS: Thanks a lot for making me want to NEVER MOVE TO LOS ANGELES because it is apparently a horrible, creepy place where everyone gets stabbed in the gut with screwdrivers.


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