Dear David Lynch (again),

June 8, 2007 by admin

Wouldn’t it be great if I changed the title of this blog to Letters to David Lynch and all of the entries from now on were just letters to you? Considering the blogosphere is all but dead because everyone seems to have jumped ship, it might be a good idea. Because you’d probably actually find out about it, and then you might give me some free coffee and a role in your next film (which will be facilitated by my pending move to Los Angeles).

Anyhow, I went to see that new pirate movie the other day, and, dude, you’re not fooling me – you directed it, didn’t you? That was clever, using the pseudonym “Gore Verbinski,” but if you rearrange the letters it spells “green ski bvoi” which might maybe be a Twin Peaks reference if you think really hard about it, which clearly shows that Gore Verbinski is actually you. I mean, the movie wasn’t quite as confusing as Inland Empire was, and was slightly more linear, but it didn’t actually make any real sense, and that scene with Johnny Depp’s nose and the peanut was a dead giveaway.

But, seriously, David Lynch, the real purpose of my letter to you today is to ask your opinion: which of the following fabrics do you (or anyone who might be eavesdropping on our correspondance) think would be nicest as a contrast print on a dress? This is a very important question, and only your expert opinion will enable me to make a choice that feels right.

Should I use these birds, these birds, berries, or zinnias? Right now I am leaning towards either the first birds or the zinnias.

Thanks for your help.

Lots of love,
Alexandra


3 Comments »

  1. sra says:

    I like the second birds a lot, but the zinnias are cocktail fun.

  2. David Lynch via Erin says:

    pink birds!

  3. Alexandra says:

    Yeah, I’m basically set on the pink birds. But I love the little birds. I love them a lot because they are sooooo cute and I want to take them home. So I may use them sometime for a different project.

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