1. Oh, Harry Potter. You are so funny when you deliver all of your lines in capital letters. Oh, Severus Snape. You are so painfully attractive in a completely disinterested way when you deliver all of your lines in very sexy letters.
2. Oh, CBC. Actually, the rest of Canada doesn’t really care very much about Conrad Black, and it doesn’t matter how many times you tell us that “everyone is abuzz with talk of the verdict,” because we are not and you can repeat it over and over again and the rest of Canada will still continue to completely not care about Conrad Black. The reality: The CBC is abuzz with talk of the Conrad Black verdict because nothing else interesting has happened today. Can we maybe have some more Honest Ed coverage instead? My sources tell me that he isn’t actually dead, but has decided to go into suspended animation until that auspicious day in the future, when Lord of the Rings: The Musical! finally manages to become a hit.
3. It doesn’t even matter if you like shoes or not – I, personally, am not generally a shoe person (except for Fluevogs) – you should go read Manolo’s Shoe Blog because it’s just grunny. I mean, great. And funny.
4. If I ever get married, it’s going to be to a man who wears these. On a slightly related note, I remain disappointed that no boys ever make out with me.