1. So, today I was going to go the West Hollywood Book Fair, for two main reasons – one, to hear Jessica Abel speak and two, to make fun of Wil Wheaton for still riding on his TNG fame, only, this just in, I’m a crazyface, and the book fair is actually tomorrow. Well, oops. [...]

So, turns out there is a band called the Barbarellatones. This is both good news and bad news. The good news is that there is a band called the Barbarellatones. The bad news is that I should have thought of the name first, because my band called the Barbarellatones would have been girl group meets [...]

Things towards which I harbour an unreasonable amount of animosity, but that I am considering possibly becoming more open minded about in order to become a more well-rounded and less embittered individual: 1. Dating 2. Organized group activities 3. Babies 4. Small dogs 5. Broccoli (although I am making headway and can now consume broccoli [...]

1. Such an astounding concentration of douchebaggery in one tiny-little grad student housing apartment can be so overwhelming. 2. These conditions could have be mitigated somewhat had I been roaring drunk – unfortunately, two tiny glasses of wine and a cookie consumed at the mixer earlier in the evening doth not a roaring drunk make. [...]

I have discovered that there is a television channel here that screens X-Files all night on Monday nights from 11:00 until, like 6:00 in the morning, which is pretty much a really great invention. They are also just screening random episodes in what appears to be no particular order, so it’s like X-Files surprise grab [...]