Things towards which I harbour an unreasonable amount of animosity, but that I am considering possibly becoming more open minded about in order to become a more well-rounded and less embittered individual:
1. Dating
2. Organized group activities
3. Babies
4. Small dogs
5. Broccoli (although I am making headway and can now consume broccoli provided it is completely doused in some kind of sauce, or disguised in such a way that its presence is almost a secret)
6. Guitar solos
7. Drum circles
8. Bras with no underwires. Actually, scratch that – what is the freaking point of a bra with no underwires? All you get is a floppy uniboob. I am not going to be open-minded about uniboobs.
9. Ska
10. Hemmingway
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Yeah, don’t even try liking bras with no underwires…it’s not possible.
And right now, dating just makes me want to chop off my hands with a rusty axe, feed them to a pack of rabid, ravenous, snarling dogs, and bleed myself into a coma.
So good luck with that.
Heh. You’re funny.
That’s all.
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