The actual title of this post won’t fit in the space allotted

September 23, 2007 by admin

Things towards which I harbour an unreasonable amount of animosity, but that I am considering possibly becoming more open minded about in order to become a more well-rounded and less embittered individual:

1. Dating

2. Organized group activities

3. Babies

4. Small dogs

5. Broccoli (although I am making headway and can now consume broccoli provided it is completely doused in some kind of sauce, or disguised in such a way that its presence is almost a secret)

6. Guitar solos

7. Drum circles

8. Bras with no underwires. Actually, scratch that – what is the freaking point of a bra with no underwires? All you get is a floppy uniboob. I am not going to be open-minded about uniboobs.

9. Ska

10. Hemmingway


2 Comments »

  1. Kinnor says:

    Yeah, don’t even try liking bras with no underwires…it’s not possible.

    And right now, dating just makes me want to chop off my hands with a rusty axe, feed them to a pack of rabid, ravenous, snarling dogs, and bleed myself into a coma.

    So good luck with that.

  2. Candace says:

    Heh. You’re funny.

    That’s all.

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