Things towards which I harbour an unreasonable amount of animosity, but that I am considering possibly becoming more open minded about in order to become a more well-rounded and less embittered individual:
1. Dating
2. Organized group activities
3. Babies
4. Small dogs
5. Broccoli (although I am making headway and can now consume broccoli provided it is completely doused in some kind of sauce, or disguised in such a way that its presence is almost a secret)
6. Guitar solos
7. Drum circles
8. Bras with no underwires. Actually, scratch that – what is the freaking point of a bra with no underwires? All you get is a floppy uniboob. I am not going to be open-minded about uniboobs.
9. Ska
10. Hemmingway
Yeah, don’t even try liking bras with no underwires…it’s not possible.
And right now, dating just makes me want to chop off my hands with a rusty axe, feed them to a pack of rabid, ravenous, snarling dogs, and bleed myself into a coma.
So good luck with that.
Heh. You’re funny.
That’s all.