Oh, why do I even bother kidding myself?

1. Kate Pierson of B-52 fame operates what appears to be an amazingly wicked-cool motel somewhere in the Catskills! This makes me almost want to get married, just so that I can go there on my honeymoon. Although, personally, I would just prefer to go there for a secret tryst with an illegitimate lover. 2. [...]

So, the time is feeling about right for my sort-of-annual epistle in which I make unreasonable requests of you. And I have been working on this letter for three entire days, so I hope you’re impressed. Here is what I want for Christmas. And you better deliver. Um, please. I’ve mostly been sort of good, [...]

So, today I was at school, ostensibly doing some work, but what I was really doing was planning the concept album that I probably need to record and release. It would be an exploration of a question that has come up time and again in my life, namely: boys. What to do about them? Songs [...]

Rock on. I get to present my Rock School for Girls paper at a conference. Of course this means I now have the highly enviable task of somehow reducing a thirty five page document into a twelve minute presentation. (Twelve minutes = approximately six pages.) Maybe I will just talk REALLY fast.