1. A man on the bus taking a brick of cheese out of his bag, unwrapping it and eating it like a chocolate bar.
2. A child (approximately four years old) saying “Mommy! Will you buy me that?” while pointing to a ceramic bust of Chairman Mao.
America, you are . . . amazing.
I’ve actually been guilty of the cheese thing.
Though not in public, or really anywhere else anyone can see me.