1. “What are you making?”“What does it look like? I’m making all of our dreams come true.”“How? By manufacturing winning lottery tickets?”“NO. Frangelico balls. Gosh.” 2. What is unusual about this manger scene? If you answered, “hippopotamus,” then congratulations, you are correct! The inclusion of the hippopotamus is part of a long-standing tradition of blaspheming [...]

1. On the way to Sudbury we passed a billboard that read “Foucault’s Trailer Rentals!” which is almost as good as that time there was a newspaper article about a wrestler named Foucault. 2. Also on the way to Sudbury, I was asleep and listening to some old school Smashing Pumpkins, while my father had [...]

1. Some people may have accumulated enough Christmas money for a new pair of Fluevogs. Some people are thinking probably the blue ones or possibly some boots, depending on what fits and looks smoking hot. 2. The Twin Peaks Gold Box Edition DVD set is about as awesome as it should rightfully be. Something that [...]

Tonight was an important and wonderful night, because tonight Leith came over and we had a very extra special kind of Christmas party, ie: the kind of Christmas party where we sit at my parents’ dining room table, eat popcorn with cream cheese (don’t knock it until you’ve tried it) and listen to/sing along with [...]

Tonight, I have composed a song. My song goes like this: I am the best friend anyone has ever had.I am the best friend anyone has ever had. I bring my friends jerky.I bring my friends underwear.I bring my friends hand-drawn pictures of DINOSAURS! Because I am the best friend anyone has ever had. Your [...]