Oh, Dance Cave. It’s official. You are the one place in the world where dreams really do come true.* I am going to retire from my public life and live at the Dance Cave, forevermore.
Love,
Alexandra
*Especially if your dream involves making out with a dude named Gian-Carlo while Love Will Tear Us Apart is playing, followed by If You’re Into It, and then when he asks what you’re doing after, you say “Sorry, dude, I’ve got a date with a strawberry milkshake at Vesta Lunch.”