Dear Everyone Who Invited Me Out for New Year’s Eve,

December 29, 2007 by admin

(Which basically includes . . . everyone I know in Canada.)

So, I’ve decided that since I’ve been traveling for basically two entire weeks and since I just got back from my grandparents’ house tonight and am so fucking exhausted because for the three nights I was at my grandparents’ house I couldn’t sleep because the baseboard heater in my room kept making this REALLY LOUD ticking noise every few seconds, and because I go back to L.A. next Friday and I really would like to actually rest for a few days, and, oh, maybe visit my parents since they paid for me to fly home for the holidays, after all, I will not be doing anything exciting with anybody for New Year’s. I’m sorry. I’m totally lame. But I hope you all have fun! I will be having SO MUCH FUN, because here is what I plan to be doing:

1. I am going to make Frangelico Balls!
2. I am going to eat them, and wash them down with Asti Spumante!
3. I will hopefully be good and drunk in time for the Sean Cullen New Year’s Eve Special on CBC Radio! Because how much do I love that man? I love that man SO MUCH. And I don’t even believe in love!

So, basically, I forsee having the best New Year’s ever. And, who needs a kiss at midnight when I have the Sean Cullen New Year’s Eve Radio Special? EXACTLY.

In sum, I apologize for being lame. But I also anticipate that I shall not regret being lame.

Love,
Alexandra


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