Ok, firstly. I am not entirely unconvinced that the current saga that is playing out on Cute With Chris is not, in fact, part of some conspiracy of your own design, part of your elaborate plot to take over the world with, you know, amazingness. Is there a Rhonda? I remain suspicious. However, I do not care. Because I’m pretty sure I support a Cute With Chris World Takeover.
I am, however, dismayed that, while your live show is happening, it is already sold out. I mean, for fuck’s sake. I called for tickets about a minute and thirty seven seconds after the announcement was posted and tickets were already gone. I mean, why did I even move to Los Angeles? To stalk my nerdy internet crushes, and attend their live shows, that’s why (oh, and also grad school). I mean, I was going to come and I was even going to ask you out on a date. Because you’re fucking cute. Jesus.
Anyhow. This has worked once before, that time when a B-52s ticket emerged out of the ether/internet, so here it goes again:
The Cute With Chris live show is sold out and I feel dead inside. Life has no meaning, blah, blah, blah. Oh, internet, help me.
Love,
Alexandra
Maybe you could just show up and say your name is Rhonda?
I looked for one on ebay for you but no dice
I feel like lotsa girls are going to show up pretending to be Rhonda.
And I checked ebay immediately, too.
At least ure in the same town….I live in Brazil. lol