1. David Duchovny wants you to adopt a puppy. No, really! Doesn’t this just make you feel kind of fuzzy and awkward inside?
2. FINALLY. Great works of philosophy explained, courtesy of The Pirates! In an Adventure with Communists:
“It’s my firm belief that trying to impress women is ninety-nine per cent of them motivation for anything ever. Including, but not limited to, philosophising. For instance, you’ve got Marx here, with his ‘don’t let rich people turn orphans into glue’ nonsense. That’s obviously to make him look like good caring-husband material. Or take Plato with the whole ‘platonic love’ thing, which anyone can see was just to get some nice Greek girl not to feel too threatened by him before he moved in on her with that ‘oh, I’ve gone and spilt wine on your toga’ trick. And Kant, he’s another one, banging on about metaphysics, because it’s floaty and a bit nebulous, like how ponies are.” (Defoe 150)
Ok, now I’m REALLY going to school to learn about the French.
Love forever,
Alexandra
1. Not really. But watching Buzz Aldrin punch a guy does.
2. One assumes, then, that other 1% is Foucault’s philosophy, motivated by trying to impress other guys.
Also of note: I am in the future.
Dude, your links don’t work. Which is too bad because I kinda want to know what you’re doing in the future.
Drat.
OK:
Future: http://www.youtube.com/freeanarchy
Buzz: http://youtube.com/watch?v=mQKxAqpjroo
Keep in mind that what you call the future, I call the present.