When a certain fellow says to you “the reason I said I was on my way and then half an hour later proceeded to stand you up was because I decided that I couldn’t come for no real reason, but I didn’t want to disappoint you by telling you this so instead I just didn’t [...]

I have just purchased two tickets for THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. (ie: Barbarella on the big screen at a very fancy movie theater!) One ticket is for me, the other is for my to-be-selected hot date. And right now I would like to say something about who I hope the hot [...]

1. 19th Century France is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of. 2. Today in the copy room, the chair of the musicology department told me that unicorns don’t exist. 3. I wish that the “Send Cupcakes” application on facebook could be used to anonymously send poison cupcakes to people that I hate but it [...]

The following is from a pamphlet that I picked up that details the history of the restaurant. I hadn’t had the chance to read it until just now. Italics are mine: “Clifton’s Brookdale has served millions of people over the past 64 years with only some minor changes. The live organist and organ have been [...]

For dessert tonight there was chocolate cake. With raspberries. And chocolate sauce. Cake with raspberries and chocolate sauce wrapped in pastry. Alternatively, pastry stuffed with cake. Sounds like cakepie to me. Ok, now I am going to bed and I will sleep all night because I said to the doctor “My throat hurts so much [...]