1. 19th Century France is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of.
2. Today in the copy room, the chair of the musicology department told me that unicorns don’t exist.
3. I wish that the “Send Cupcakes” application on facebook could be used to anonymously send poison cupcakes to people that I hate but it won’t let you do that.
4. My cold is better so I no longer have an excuse to take Tylenol 3s before bed and let me tell you, there is no slumber like a codeine-induced slumber.
5. I want to find a roommate and move to West Hollywood but there is nobody to be roommates with and I probably don’t make enough dollars to just move over there on my own.
6. I need to stop being so self-involved and instead use the internet to save the world rather than just to complain about things that don’t actually matter (ie: France).
I caught your cold, BITCH!
NOT TRUE!
I caught Kitchener-Waterloo’s cold because I spent a day hanging out with someone from Kitchener-Waterloo who had a cold. And then you just caught the same cold because you live there.
Goddamn Kitchener-Waterloo.