February, 2008

  1. Golly!

    February 5, 2008 by admin

    1. I really could use a backrub right now because I totally pulled a muscle in my neck riding the Scrambler the other day. Also, the teenage boy running the Scrambler was really hilarious and told us that he’d just gotten a text message from a girl and he was so excited because, sure it was just a text message, but at least it was something, right? And I was like YOU BE NICE TO THAT GIRL, YOUNG MAN.

    2. I found a speakeasy. Now all I need is a gentleman in a suit to take me there. Thank goodness for Craigslist! (Watch this space for highlights from the plethora of inane replies that should start flooding in momentarily.)

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  2. How to wash a man out of one’s hair (or, perhaps more accurately, have him blown out):

    February 3, 2008 by admin

    Ride rollercoasters until your entire body hurts.

    Also, holy crap, what an amazing idea it was to go to Magic Mountain on the day when the rest of the population United States was sitting in their homes watching football and eating pigs-in-blankets. Do you know who was there? I will tell you who. The people who do not like football. So basically, the park was populated by hipsters, hippies, goths, various other societal rejects, this one really cute mod-looking boy, oh, and Seth Green, who was in the car next to me on the big scary rollercoaster that suspends you so that you are lying on your stomach and feel like you’re flying. Also there were no lineups. And Seth Green is a remarkably tiny man.

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