“J.C. Haddon once more discusses the question of women composers. He declares that the reason why women cannot compose great music is because they have been and are even yet are not allowed to devote hours the study of music, the time that is indispensable. But this is nonsense. Clara Schumann, Augusta Holmes, Chaminade and [...]

The vending machine in the hotel sells little packets of cheese-flavoured crackers that come pre-spread with peanut butter. This sounds like a disgusting idea. However, as I type I am suddenly having a flashback to that summer when I was 18 and living in Quebec city and how this one day for lunch, having failed [...]

I went to the waterfront and I went to North Beach and I climbed hills and I went book shopping and I ate dessert twice and I watched movies of naked ladies on antique zoetropes, and I saw those famous parrots and I ate some really good Italian and I went to chocolate shops and [...]

1. Sometimes even fashionable young ladies make poor life choices. 2. But everything will be ok, because tomorrow night, this fashionable young lady is going out for communist Chinese food with a game show champion! Bonus fact! Today’s Toothpaste for Dinner comic makes this fashionable young lady very happy!

Pretentious video store guy #1: “What are we watching?”Pretentious video store guy #2: “Sydney White.”PVSG #1: “Um…Ok..?”PVSG #2: “It’s like a modern day Snow White. With Amanda Bynes.”PVSG #1: “They should make a modern day Titus Andronicus. With Amanda Bynes. That’s something I’d want to watch.”