Oh, man.

Ok, so I went to the park. It was pretty great. Pictures are up. That’s all I have to say because I also went for Fancy End of Holiday Dinner at Citizen Cake and had some ridiculous $10 cocktail called a French 75 which was WORTH EVERY PENNY because I was at least one or two sheets to the wind after drinking only half of it, which is saying something because if there is one thing I am pretty good at doing, it is holding my liquor (my signature drink being, after all, the gin and…gin).

So, in sum, I am ready for bed.

OH. Also, today I got a felt elephant pencil topper. Seemed necessary.