with this news, it has become clear that cupcakes have jumped the shark. (I will keep baking them, though. I was doing it before it was trendy.) Oh, and, mandatory X-Files reference.

This is the X-files movie poster? Um, that’s fine. I guess. But boring. Gosh. More important, however, is the following question: Fox Mulder, why do you look like Zach Braff in these pictures? I am concerned. At least Scully is rocking sexy long hair and wide-legged-like-Katherine-Hepburn-trousers. Scully never lets me down. Except maybe that one [...]

So, recently, an anonymous comment was left on my blog (an anonymous comment that I have subsequently deleted), basically implying that I am a superficial person and that my superficiality is what gets me through. I don’t know who posted it, but I do have my suspicions. If it’s not who I think it was, [...]

Some context: this is the Cafe where I go to do work and drink shitty coffee. I do not go to this place because it is good – I go because it is close to my house and is not a shitty Starbucks. It got a C rating from the board of health a few [...]

Australia thinks Los Angeles is a pimply teenager! Robot fabric! Robot fabric! Robot fabric! Where are you? What can I do? Pens on a plane! “In yet another crushing blow to the American democratic experiment, Prom Night was the big winner at the weekend box office.” (Possibly the best opening line to an article about [...]