Australia thinks Los Angeles is a pimply teenager!
Robot fabric! Robot fabric! Robot fabric!
“In yet another crushing blow to the American democratic experiment, Prom Night was the big winner at the weekend box office.” (Possibly the best opening line to an article about box office figures, ever.)
“You’ll notice that I typed “Islamofascism” in Comic Sans, the world’s crappiest font. I did this to humiliate the Islamofascists.” (kudos to Tanya.)
Ok. I guess I’ll go to school now.
David Rees… I just… I want to fuck him so hard.