Because you’re dying to know. 1. The Egyptian/Aero Theatres If you live in L.A., you should volunteer for the Cinematheque, like I do! It is super awesome and fun and you get to meet fun people and see movies for free and once, at the Aero, Jaime Lee Curtis came to the children’s matinee and [...]

First, some business: There’s been a substantial update over at The Inebriated Spinster! You should probably go read it. Now! On to Things that are Excellent! 1. The Silent Movie Theatre! On Saturday I was feeling more full of ennui than usual (possibly the result of my sudden realization that I felt more guilt about [...]

Dear internet-diary, I am sorry I have been slightly awol for the past week and half or so. In my defense, it’s because I was drunk. When I wasn’t drunk, I was so busy doing so many things! These things include the following: 1. Spinsters-About-Town! The fabulous Ms. Amy was my guest for two weeks [...]

1. “I saw James Franco! But I didn’t know that I’d seen James Franco. I was in the coffee shop on campus the other day, and I saw this guy, and I was like ‘Hey, that guy looks exactly like James Franco! But what would James Franco possibly be doing here, at UCLA, at the [...]

I was working on a blog post about how sad and put out I am about that whole “turns out Arne had at least one other girlfriend in L.A. and also a fuckbuddy in New York while you were dating him, fed you an astonishing stream of lies, and probably he’s a sociopath” situation, but [...]