1. “I saw James Franco! But I didn’t know that I’d seen James Franco. I was in the coffee shop on campus the other day, and I saw this guy, and I was like ‘Hey, that guy looks exactly like James Franco! But what would James Franco possibly be doing here, at UCLA, at the student coffee house?’ But then I learned that James Franco is, in fact, an English student at UCLA. So the moral of the story is: I totally saw James Franco.”
“That is a blog post right there!”
2. “What was that thing that you said back there? You know the thing about IHOP and how we’re all too beautiful to die at IHOP?”
“I . . . I don’t remember. I’m really drunk.”
“Well . . . I was all like “No! Car! Don’t hit me! I’m too beautiful to die in an IHOP parking lot!’”
“Oh right. And then I was like, “Everyone is too beautiful to die in an IHOP parking lot. You’re just extra beautiful. More.”
“Ok, good. I have to remember properly it for tomorrow when I write a blog post about it.”
“Oh, yeah, that’s important.”
“Actually, I will probably blog this conversation that we are having right now: the conversation about the conversation that I want to blog about. That sounds like something I would do.”
“Wow. It would be like . . . super-mega-meta.”
“I KNOW.”
OMG. James Franco is so hot. And more importantly, James Franco knows Seth Rogen. Things are ALLLLL coming together my friend.