June 2, 2008 by admin
1. Leith’s livejournal post today is really lovely and wonderful. You should read it.
2. Um, shit, that’s not good. Decca recording masters? This future Doctor of Rock is hurting inside.
3. Come on, Chris. You dance around the issue. Why not just say it:
THE PURPOSE OF THE INTERNET IS TO RUIN LIVES.
(Exhibit A: dude uses internet to find 2+ girlfriends, ruins their lives. Exhibit B: girlfriends find out about each other on Social Networking Site, ruin dude’s life.)
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June 2, 2008 by admin
. . . at least I will always have jowly old Harrison Ford getting his chest waxed to get me through.
Currently my faith in humanity is riding on mental images of certain individuals, who will never be gentlemen like Harrison, getting certain parts of their anatomy, which are significantly more delicate than chests, waxed by someone with very little mercy.
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June 1, 2008 by admin
Dear everyone,
Some of us just found out that the dude we were dating from October until February had another girlfriend at the same time.
So, that’s nice.
I hate, oh, living. Also, I want to barf.
Xandra A.
ADDENDUM:
And . . . there was apparently another girl in New York, too. And also, the degree to which the members of the collective of spurned women that has been left in this guy’s wake look remarkably alike is fucking creepy. Dude has a thing for chubby redheads. I am trying to find solace in the fact that finally, I am someone’s type, but somehow, this is not comforting.
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