Who else will accidentally drink an entire 1.5 litre bottle of wine with you? Who else will do this with you at the beach? Who else will then join you in the water for an aquatic Abba’s Greatest Hits/Fraulein Maria/Good King Wensceslas singalong?
I look forward, with bated breath, to Spinster Retreat 2010: NYC, which will probably involve such activities as “Spinsters drunk at the Met,” “Spinsters drunk in Saks 5th Avenue,” and “Spinsters drunk at MOCA.” And probably also “Spinsters drunk and lost, way to go, team.”
In the meantime, tomorrow I am off with my boxwine (Official Beverage of Camping at Music Festivals with Hippies) to yet another hippie music festival where I will be camping, and probably complaining a lot, but still having a pretty great time. Last year’s theme at Summerfolk was “Alexandra gets hit on, creepily, by food vendors.” I am hoping this year to upgrade to “Alexandra gets hit on, charmingly, by performers.” Please tune in next week for a full report.