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Monthly Archives: September 2008

Is it Christmas already?

Not exactly what I asked for, but thank you Santa.  Thank you for: 1)  the Conservative Party of Canada being guilty of plagiarism, 2) Mary Walsh launching an attack on Stephen Harper, “iceberg of a Prime Minister,” and his sweater vests. This has been an excellent afternoon.  My only complaint right now is that it [...]

So, how’s school?

1.  Well, the class that I’m TAing for is bigger than my entire high school was, and currently the student body seems to be having a lot of trouble with the following concepts: a) Days of the week, b) the alphabet. Oh, good. 2.  I am reading Hegel for class.  Or rather, I was reading [...]

This is the kind of sparkling, intellectual repartie you get amongst graduate students at 7:00 in the morning.

“Cheese.  I can’t think of anything in the world that is better than cheese.” “I can.  Revenge.”

Dear Santa,

Is it too early for this?  No way.  It’s never too early to write to Santa. I’ve actually  been composing a blog post about how really upset the concurrent election campaigns in Canada and the US are making me (so upset that I have been waking up with weird stomach cramps) but I can only [...]

Dear person who said this to me:

“Musicology?  What are you ever going to do with that?  Open up a dinky little sheet music store?” Why don’t you go fuck yourself. Truly, madly, deeply, yours, Alexandra, who has had a very long day.

IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT re: PIRATES

Friends, DID YOU KNOW that on facebook you can set your language setting to “English (Pirate)”? Now you know.  Now your life is about 73% better.  I know mine is. Yarrrr’s truly, Captain Xandra

Dear whoever organized the largely useless TA conference,

Look, if the orange juice you serve at breakfast is going to be presented to us in a punch bowl, the very least you could do is spike it.  Nothing says “Happy Monday morning!” quite like a screwdriver. Sincerely yours, Alexandra, who ditched the conference and went out for hipster coffee instead.

Hmmm…

Dear Canadian friends: Have people seen the Anti-Harper Vote Swap facebook group and how do you feel about? (I tried including a link but it only works if you’re logged into facebook – so just search for it.)  While I appreciate the motive behind it, and agree with what they are trying to do (stop [...]

An exciting update from the fine folks at Neurotics-R-Us

So, I spent most of my afternoon today completely convinced that my bedroom was the site of a bedbug infestation.  I made and stripped the bed several times, searching for signs of bugs, and, despite seeing none, researched area exterminators, and placed a panicked call to my ever-indulgent roommate, who was out and missed most [...]

In which everything is awesome and I say fuck a lot

So, this nice lady I volunteer with at the Egyptian tipped me off to Charles Phoenix, who is a sort of local eccentric/author/quasi-celeb who has published some books on mid-century modern culture and kitsch (which, you may have gathered, are things that I heart very much) and who collects people’s old slides at flea markets [...]