Not exactly what I asked for, but thank you Santa. Thank you for:
1) the Conservative Party of Canada being guilty of plagiarism,
2) Mary Walsh launching an attack on Stephen Harper, “iceberg of a Prime Minister,” and his sweater vests.
This has been an excellent afternoon. My only complaint right now is that it is inexplicably 38 degrees (Celsius, bitches) outside, so if you could take care of that, Santa, that would be great.
Love,
Alexandra