Because I am TAing for the Beatles class. Did you know that Ringo was the most popular Beatle?  He got the most fanmail of them all, which is a 100% true fact that I learned in school.  Ringo is also my most favourite Beatle because he is so awkward and floppy.  The only word to [...]

And then today I had the idea that I live in fucking Hollywood, so I should just call in some showbiz connections, and forget the one-woman show, I could make a feature film, right? And then I remembered that my showbiz connections are as follows: 1. I met two animators for The Simpsons at a [...]

After all this time, I’ve figured out that the best coping mechanism is to just convince myself that certain things never actually happened. (I should have loved a thunderbird instead.)

1.  I saw Angelyne today, for real!  She was driving her hot pink corvette down Sunset Blvd in front of Amoeba and it was totally fucking rad and all of my dreams have come true. 2.  I am thinking of embarking on a foolhardy, conceivably futile task.  No, it is not to find true love.  [...]

1.  Some things I forgot on the 2008 list below: – cardigans (which have clearly replaced blazers in my heart, sorry blazers, you were cute and snappy for a while but then I realized so many of you give me shoulders like a linebacker) – Meryl Streep (who is consistently super) – That time I [...]