Because I am TAing for the Beatles class.
Did you know that Ringo was the most popular Beatle? He got the most fanmail of them all, which is a 100% true fact that I learned in school. Ringo is also my most favourite Beatle because he is so awkward and floppy. The only word to properly describe Ringo is floppy. He is also the least pretentious Beatle. And then there is this:
SO MANY QUESTIONS! Why are they sitting on stools, all in a row? Why are they bouncing up and down as though they are on a bumpy elephant ride? Why is it raining giant dandruff flakes? Why do John and George look like such uptight bastards? And most importantly: Who was like “Ringo, you’re going to sit at the back with this umbrella”? Because whoever it was was a genius, because Ringo hanging out with his umbrella at the end of the row like a jolly reject Beatle is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I keep re-watching this video in an attempt to unlock its mysteries.
George is also kind of hot, though.

