And then today I had the idea that I live in fucking Hollywood, so I should just call in some showbiz connections, and forget the one-woman show, I could make a feature film, right? And then I remembered that my showbiz connections are as follows:
1. I met two animators for The Simpsons at a concert a couple of months ago,
2. I know a guy who plays a tour guide on the jungle cruise ride at Disneyland.
And that is why I will not be making a feature film.
Don’t forget the guy that was on a game show!