Actually a thing.

(A mutant thing, but still, a thing.)

(I do, however, remain dubious about a berry that needs to be explained using a flowchart.)

Other important news:  I have just managed to work the phrase “Outer Space is for Lovers” into an academic paper; I have therefore reached the pinnacle of my academic career and they should just give me the damn Ph.D. so we can all go home.