that I was someone’s Bizarro World missed connection the other day – the ad’s expired now so I can’t post a link, but basically it said something to the effect of “you, redhead, left your apartment on Laurel and headed north. You were wearing blue tights and a white sweater. It was 10:30.” The morning in question, I, redhead, left my apartment on Laurel and headed south. I was wearing blue tights and a black sweater. It was 9:30.
BIZARRO WORLD! It’s here! It’s now!