Dear John Fluevog,

April 3, 2009 by ms. xandra

If I had not just purchased a flight to North Carolina, I would be purchasing these.  Because, as you so eloquently put it, they are indeed the perfect heel for hunting aliens in your underwear, which, really, is all I want to do with my life, ever, and has been all I ever wanted to do since I was about 12 years old.

Instead, I will sit alone and think about Battlestar Galactica, and how I would like to get a Ph.D. in Battlestar Galacticology, if only, if only, if only.

Also, do you know what I am really into these days?  I am really into the Susan B. Anthony dollar.  It is the only existing coin that celebrates my two favourite things:  feminists and outer space (sadly, not feminists IN outer space, but believe me, we will be writing that chapter of history before the century is out, I know it).

Hey, remember Roberta Bondar?  What a neat lady.

Um, that’s all.  You should give me some free shoes, though.

Truly, madly, deeply,

Alexandra


3 Comments »

  1. sra says:

    I get why they are called Sigourney, but I’m pretty sure they are screaming your name.

  2. Leith says:

    Everything in my town is named after Roberta Bondar, because she grew up here, and the Bondars are still one of the most important families in town.

    I want those shoes, too.

  3. ms. xandra says:

    They are kind of the best ever, aren’t they?

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