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Monthly Archives: July 2009

I have officially declared this summer the Summer of Romantic Comedies Made Between 1960 and 1965

You should start with these: Where the Boys Are – which I just finished watching five minutes ago.  It is the greatest film I have ever seen.  Connie Francis is in it, she plays a hockey player.  We don’t get to see her playing hockey, though, because the movie is set in Fort Lauderdale.  There’s [...]

Dinosaur Day!! The photo essay! Part 3.2: LOOK! Even MORE dinosaurs!

I love dinosaurs. Do you love dinosaurs?  I hope you love dinosaurs.  Creationists love dinosaurs!

Dinosaur Day! The photo essay! Part 3.1: LOOK AT ALL OF THESE DINOSAURS!!!

DINOSAURS!  EVERYWHERE!  AMAZING!  It was the greatest day of my life. Dozens of dinosaur pictures await!  There are lots, so this is split into two posts.

Dinosaur Day! The photo essay! Part 2: Things I Learned from Creationists.

So….the thesis of the creationists who run the Cabazon dinosaurs appears to be:  There was an ice age.  And then GOD CREATED MAN AND DINOSAUR.  And thus man and dinosaur coexisted.  And continue to do so.  The dinosaurs are just, like, hiding, or something.  In the woods.  Also:  evolution could not possibly be real because [...]

DINOSAUR DAY!!!! THE PHOTO ESSAY!!! Part 1: On the Road to Cabazon

Dear friends, How did you celebrate dinosaur day?  I hope you celebrated it by roaring at people and telling them to Never Forget the Dinosaurs.  I did some of that, but mostly what I did on Dinosaur Day was ROAD TRIP! Along with two of my most intrepid and adventurous associates, I journeyed into the [...]

IT’S DINOSAUR DAY!!!!!

Come back tomorrow for the DINOSAUR DAY PHOTO ESSAY!!!!!!  Guaranteed to be the best invention of the internets!!

One day to Dinosaur Day!!!!!!!!

DINOSAUR OF THE DAY BEFORE DINOSAUR DAY: Tyrannosaurus Rex! “It’s true,” said Harrison, a Tyrannosaurus Rex.  “I am just as awesome as they say I am.  Awesomer, actually. “I think that, for the sake of argument, it might be necessary to enumerate all of the ways in which I am so obviously awesome.  And, by [...]

File Under: Proclamations Have Recently Made While Under the Influence That I Now Feel Obligated to Live Up To

“I want to let all of you know that for Dinosaur Day, I am going to dress up as GRACE KELLY.”

2 Days to Dinosaur Day!!!!!!!

Dinosaur of the Day: TRICERATOPS! Did you know that Triceratops is a lover, and not a fighter?  Wikipedia told me that they may have used those horns for courtship rituals, rather than for attacking each other. Alfred is the Triceratops poet laureate.  Alfred is in love. “Your three horns gleam In the cretaceous sun Blinding [...]

THREE Days to Dinosaur Day!!!

I decided to take yesterday off, in celebration of how I saw the greatest movie ever made.  But now I am back on track, I swear! Dinosaur of the Day: Megalosaurus! “I just don’t understand those young dinosaurs these days.  These new fangled back sails.  Head crests.  I just don’t know.  I worry, you know.  [...]