Dinosaur of the Day: TRICERATOPS!

Did you know that Triceratops is a lover, and not a fighter?  Wikipedia told me that they may have used those horns for courtship rituals, rather than for attacking each other.

These dinosaurs are TOTALLY ABOUT TO MAKE OUT, everybody.

Alfred is the Triceratops poet laureate.  Alfred is in love.

“Your three horns gleam
In the cretaceous sun
Blinding my eyes
While warming my cold, reptile heart.

I dream of the forthcoming
Cretaceous-Tertiary-Extinction Event.
The world will erupt
In flames,
As do my reptilian loins,
At the thought of you.

And when the fires cease,
And cool mountain breezes
Send away flues of dark smoke,
I know that we will be left,
You and I,
The last Triceratopses on earth.

And the earth will be our domain,
And we will rule with our love.
For three horns may be wonderful,
But there is something better yet.

Three horns and three horns together:
Six horns.”