So….the thesis of the creationists who run the Cabazon dinosaurs appears to be: There was an ice age. And then GOD CREATED MAN AND DINOSAUR. And thus man and dinosaur coexisted. And continue to do so. The dinosaurs are just, like, hiding, or something. In the woods. Also: evolution could not possibly be real because of the second law of thermodynamics; fossils are not actually old, they’re just from dinosaurs who have randomly died, like, recently; we know this because carbon dating is actually wrong; motion of the earth’s tectonic plates actually happens REALLY REALLY FAST. Um, also, they were giving out free copies of a documentary which I promise to watch and report back on.
Anyhow, I thought it was important to give you, you know, the theoretical framework we’re working with before getting to the actual dinosaur displays. Not that any of this actually requires, say, logic or sense or anything. In fact, it’s probably best if you put logic on the shelf.
See below the jump for photos.
Click to embiggen! Because you want to read these signs for yourself, really you do.
The theory of evolution is actually religious dogma!
Creationists get kids while they're young by giving them stylish t-shirts.
DINOSAURS CAN TALK!
Evolution could not happen because of . . . the second law of thermodynamics?
Dinosaurs go to church!
Plate tectonics happens really really fast!
Scientists have been wrong for years!
Ancient people made dinosaur models out of play-doh! Therefore dinosaurs and humans coexisted.
Feathers evolving from scales? THAT IS SILLY!
Dinosaurs aren't excinct. THEY ARE ONLY HIDING.
My relative is the one on the top right.
Carbon Dating: LIES!
Carbon dating: still lies.
Every animal ever just suddenly appeared one day! Thus there is a god.
DNA: Still somehow proof of evolution never happening.
Oh, well. That settles things.
UP NEXT: If humans coexist with robotic dinosaurs, does that mean that dragons are real?
This explains how Ice Age I featured early versions of humans (alongside other mammals) and now Ice Age III features dinosaurs coexisting with small mammals and mammoths. Thus, the people who made the Ice Age films are creationists!!
Don’t be sayin I am a product of chance! Oh Mr Rex.