So….the thesis of the creationists who run the Cabazon dinosaurs appears to be: There was an ice age. And then GOD CREATED MAN AND DINOSAUR. And thus man and dinosaur coexisted. And continue to do so. The dinosaurs are just, like, hiding, or something. In the woods. Also: evolution could not possibly be real because of the second law of thermodynamics; fossils are not actually old, they’re just from dinosaurs who have randomly died, like, recently; we know this because carbon dating is actually wrong; motion of the earth’s tectonic plates actually happens REALLY REALLY FAST. Um, also, they were giving out free copies of a documentary which I promise to watch and report back on.
Anyhow, I thought it was important to give you, you know, the theoretical framework we’re working with before getting to the actual dinosaur displays. Not that any of this actually requires, say, logic or sense or anything. In fact, it’s probably best if you put logic on the shelf.
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