November, 2009

  1. Reading list for ladies sitting around in pyjamas with their hair in beehives on Saturday nights:

    November 29, 2009 by ms. xandra

    1.  Nuala O’Faolain, Are You Somebody? (Vaguely depressing memoir in tradition of Angela’s Ashes and the like, only better because it was written by a feminist.)

    2.  Elaine Dundy, The Old Man and Me (Even better than the Dud Avocado, because this one involves a very subtle attempt to murder somebody.)

    3.  Lee Israel, Can You Ever Forgive Me? (Ok, so I haven’t actually read this yet, but I bought a copy for three dollars from the scuffed book sale on campus the other day, and it is obviously going to be wonderful because it is the autobiography of a woman who had a successful career as a biographer, but then became not-so-successful, and so supplemented her income by creating elaborate and realistic fake letters from people like Noel Coward and Louise Brooks and Dorothy Parker, until one day, she was charged with fraud.  SOUNDS GREAT.)

    4.  Arthur Marwick, British Society Since 1945 (NO, REALLY.  Marwick was apparently something of an alcoholic womanizer, so reading this book is kind of like hanging out with a drunk, curmudgeonly old man who is telling you all about what it was like after the war, and is only not hitting on you because you are his niece.  I realize this is not exactly something that sounds like a ringing endorsement, but it turns what would otherwise be just another boring chapter about how bacon was still being rationed in 1954 into a slightly hilarious jaunt.)

    5.  Nicole J. Georges, Invicible Summer, vols. 1 and 2 (Collected editions of the Invincible Summer zines.  Wonderful and lovely and full of beautiful drawings of animals and advice on growing your very own beehive.)


  2. Dress/Song, Episode 12: The Gossip, Four Letter Word

    November 29, 2009 by ms. xandra

    Many moons ago (almost a month, I think), I saw the Gossip in concert at the Henry Fonda.  I’d seen them a few years ago in Toronto, when they were touring with my homegirls Debbie Harry and Cyndi Lauper on the True Colors tour, and I am still convinced that they are one of the best bands to see live, ever.  If you ever have the chance to see them, see them.

    I was actually really uneasy when the concert started because I just wasn’t sure of what to make of the crowd.  I mean, of course there was the usual contingent of punky-queery-feministy-fatty-looking types (my people, my friends, I salute you!) but there also seemed to be a weirdly large proportion of folks who I just don’t think of as The Gossip’s audience – middle-aged dude with scrawny ingenue-types standing in front of me, I am thinking of you – and I was worried that The Gossip, who are One of My Bands That I Don’t Want Jerks to Steal had been co-opted by people who wouldn’t actually get it.  And yes, I know that this is kind of a stupid, elitist reaction, the kind of reaction that I am going to be critiquing two paragraphs down, but I am merely reporting what my gut was telling me.  But anyhow, I didn’t actually have to worry, because once the band started, the atmosphere in the crowd was just so positive and ecstatic that it seemed like everybody got it.  It’s a testament to what an amazing band The Gossip are that they were able to really mobilize such a seemingly disparate crowd.  And I loved that Beth Ditto seemed to be speaking to everybody in the room on a certain level, but also gave some totally rad Riot Grrl shoutouts (a mashup of Listen Up! and Bikini Kill’s I Hate Danger, and a story about touring with Sleater-Kinney) that made me (and probably lots of old fans) feel all special and stuff.

    And musically, The Gossip were so on top of their game.  Beth claimed to have a sore throat, but she sang right through it in a way that I’d never heard anyone manage before, and let me tell you: going through four years of opera school, I heard a lot of people sing through a lot of sore throats.  The instrumentals were sparkling and clear, and it was just an amazing, fun performance.

    I’ve been thinking a lot about this most recent Gossip album lately, and, in particular, about how it’s been received.  Reviews have been kind of all over the map, but a lot of them have been less than favorable.  There’s a common narrative of underground-band-makes-good-sells-out that keeps surfacing, usually not in explicit terms, but through statements about the album being “too polished,” “too much like every other dance rock band,”  and even too “dippy.”  There is, of course, a very strongly gendered discourse at the heart of these kinds of arguments; a discourse that positions pop as effeminate and commercial, and rock and punk as masculine and subversive.  I find it pretty compelling, then, that The Gossip have titled the album Music for Men, which, in this context, reads as an ironic jab at the precisely the kinds of rock dudes who are likely to dismiss the album for its (fabulous) disco pedigree.  I feel like The Gossip knew what people would say about this record, and they are laughing at the people who are saying it.

    My favorite track on Music for Men is Four Letter Word.  It’s dark, it’s sparse, it’s minimalistic, and the characteristic Ditto howl is really in top form.  And it’s just so broody.  God bless the dark and broody.

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    And, oh, wouldn’t I love the chance to be Beth Ditto’s stylist.  Truth be told, her particular aesthetic is not necessarily for me – I could never pull off the neo-new wave look that she does, and my own sartorial inclinations lie a little earlier, mostly between 1957 and 1966 – but, damn, she’s exciting to look at.  So, for a dark, minimalistic, punk rock disco track, I would strongly advocate for this dress, which is not vintage, but is vintagey-looking, and I think is probably located smack in the center of the Venn diagram of my fashion sense and Beth Ditto’s fashion sense, and which I secretly covet:

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    And it would have to be paired with the John Fluevog bondgirls*, which I also secretly covet:

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    *Yes, I am recommending yet another pair of Fluevogs.  Because, honestly, are there other shoes in the world?  Ones worth wearing, I mean.


  3. Unsurprising, really.

    November 19, 2009 by ms. xandra

    So, uh, the Vignette Pinot Noir Wine Country Soda?

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    Yeah.  Pretty much just . . . grape soda.

    In other exciting news:  last night I said “I have a stomachache.  I’m worried that it’s the flu, but hopefully it’s nothing.”  Today I get to school and am informed that everyone has been told that I was diagnosed with H1N1 by a medical professional.  So that’s pretty funny.

    In other, actual exciting news:  I have a dissertation advisor!  Which is very exciting.  We had a meeting today where I popped the question and then we just kept saying “I’m so excited!” and “This is so great!” over and over to each other.


  4. Dear Cheerwine,

    November 18, 2009 by ms. xandra

    Oh, but you are tasty.  Apparently, you are a bit of a thing in North Carolina, but I had never heard of you, even though I went to North Carolina for three entire days that one time. But anyhow, no worries, I still like you.  Your particular cherry bouquet went so well with my spaghetti and meatballs tonight, which were particularly tasty spaghetti and meatballs because I made the sauce from scratch (although in a sudden fit of madness and hunger induced by spending too much time on campus today and forgetting to eat lunch, I decided it would be a smart idea to cook an entire pound of spaghetti, which means that there is now a week’s worth of leftover spaghetti sitting in the fridge, which is not altogether a bad thing).  And the combination of Cheerwine and spaghetti went so well with an episode of X-Files (it was the one where they learn that smoking is bad for you – which, by sheer coincidence, happens to be set in North Carolina, home of Cheerwine), cause, damn, sometimes a girl just needs some Mulder and Scully time, you dig?

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    So, thank you, Cheerwine, for being an integral part of my pretty decent evening.  Thank you also for coming in a neato glass bottle that I am going to put on my shelf of other neato glass bottles.  Thank you to whoever invented this recipe for Cheerwine Cake, which sounds ridiculous, and which I will probably have to make this weekend, because now that I have found it, how can I not?  And thanks especially for the weird optical illusion in the above photo that makes it look like the wine glass is hovering about two inches above the table.

    Yours most effusively,

    Alexandra A.


  5. Vanilla Cream for what ails you

    November 16, 2009 by ms. xandra

    Friends, Romans, Countryfolk, this is what I am drinking right now:

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    It is pretty delicious.  It might be a little bit too sweet for my tastes, but what is super exciting is the way that it smells like vanilla.  This has got to be the most fragrant, aromatic pop (yes, POP, you crazy non-Canadians) I have ever had.

    IN UNRELATED NEWS:  I am on the lookout for a really good pattern for a slightly high-waisted, a-line skirt, so if any of my ladyfriends who know their way around a sewing machine have a line on one, let me know.  I’m a fan of the A-Plus A-Line on burdastyle, but it doesn’t come in fat girl size and I don’t have the wherewithal to grade patterns up.


  6. Soda-pop-a-go-go

    November 16, 2009 by ms. xandra

    Well, friends, my brain is about to fall out. I have spent all afternoon smashing my head against my exam list, and then all evening doing the reading for seminar this week, and I have some reading on British cultural history to do before bedtime, but I think it’s time for a soda pop break!

    So, as you are no doubt aware, the fab VV and I hit up Galco’s Soda Pop Stop earlier this week. And, because, really, any instance of food and/or beverage consumption is really just an invitation to write a blog post, I am totally going to review some exotic soda pops! We bought nine different pops each, and I’ve been really good and have only been drinking one a day. So far, I’ve had the following:

    cel ray and mr q cumber

    Ok, well, VV and I tried these together and split them.  She got the Cel Ray (celery soda!), I got the Mr. Q. Cumber (um, cucumber soda!  Obviously).  Dear skeptics:  shut up right now because these vegetable flavoured sodas were amazing.  Both were not too sweet and not too vegetable-ish but really nice and refreshing.  The Cel Ray had a sort of V8-ish kind of aftertaste, and the Q. Cumber was really clean and light.  And yes, of course, we did mix them together in the interests of Soda Pop Science, and I’d actually say that the Cel Ray Q. Cumber Cocktail was probably the best of the three.  ALSO, IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH:  People in the know have informed me that you can get Cel Ray at Canter’s.  Why didn’t anybody tell me you could get Cel Ray at Canter’s?  I am so totally having celery soda with my next matzo ball.

    raspberry lime rickey

    The A.J. Stephens Raspberry Lime Rickey was potentially one of the most delicious things I have ever consumed.  I can’t even tell you.  It was just so good.  It was good because the raspberry flavor wasn’t that horrible fake-tasting raspberry, you know?  And also the color is clearly amazing.

    manhattan special

    Of course I drink my Manhattan Special out of a martini glass.  Was there ever any question, really?  Anyhow, this was wonderful.  As a pretentious coffee snob I feel qualified to make that assessment.  I would seriously consider replacing my usual afternoon coffee with this, if it wasn’t full of sugar.

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    Fentiman’s Mandarin and Seville Orange Jigger!  I have no idea what a jigger is.  Shockingly, wikipedia is being completely unhelpful in this regard and has provided a useless list of definitions of “jigger” that includes nothing that resembles soda pop, and one or two things that are kind of offensive.  But whatever.  This was good shit.  It was slightly medicinal tasting at first, but that kind of went away.  I really liked the bubbles in this, weirdly enough – they were really tiny and soft.  And apparently Fentiman’s is not soda pop – apparently it is a Botanically Brewed Beverage, which makes it fancier.  I also got a Curiosity Cola, which I think I’m going to try tomorrow.

    nesbitts peach

    Oh, yum.  Yum yum yum yum.  The Nesbitt’s Peach tasted like fake peach, like a peach Jolly Rancher, but not bad fake peach, you know?  Like really, really good fake peach.  And also, it is hot pink.  No complaints here.

    Stay tuned for reviews of:   Fentiman’s Curiosity Cola!  Vignette Pinot Noir Soda!  Manhattan Special Vanilla Cream!  Cheerwine!  I will try to post them daily instead of in a big batch, but, you know, best laid plans and stuff.


  7. And then!

    November 12, 2009 by ms. xandra

    There was no school on Wednesday so we had SUPER ADVENTURE TIME!

    First we went here, to Galco’s Soda Pop Stop:

    And this is what we took home:

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    And then we went to Fosselman’s, for the best ice cream ever,

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    (flavours pictured include:  lemon custard, banana heath bar, chocolate covered strawberry, cinnamon)

    And then we saw a truly remarkable diner sign, so obviously we had to stop for dinner.  Goody’s, home of the snooty burger (???) did not disappoint.  I ate ten pounds of chicken pot pie with soup and potatoes and salad and bread for eight dollars and fifty cents.  EIGHT DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS!  For more old people food than you can imagine!

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    And then all of my dreams came true, for lo, we found ourselves at Bahooka!

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    Bahooka is notable for several things:  a thirty-two year old piranha named Rufus, who eats carrots, absurdly over the top tiki decor; over 110 aquariums; and cocktails served in salad bowls, on fire.

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    And then we watched Gidget Goes Hawaiian, and my life was complete.  (Lesson I learned from Gidget Goes Hawaiian:  don’t talk to boys or restaurant heiresses will tell your parents that you’re a slut.)


  8. Dress/Song 11: P.P. Arnold, The First Cut is the Deepest

    November 10, 2009 by ms. xandra

    I wasn’t intending to write about this song, but since I’ve listened to it approximately 17 times today I thought maybe I’d better:

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    So, this is P.P. Arnold, who released the first recording of The First Cut is the Deepest (written, of course by Mr. Cat Stevens) and holy fuck, it puts everyone else who has ever recorded this to shame (not naming names, or anything).  Like, honestly, I had always thought that this song was pretty insipid and annoying until I heard this version of it.

    P.P. Arnold, who I’m really shamefully unfamiliar with at this point, was an Ikette (yay!) and had a fairly substantial career in Britain, by all accounts.  Hung out with the Rolling Stones and Bowie and stuff.  If she continues to be this awesome, she might just find her way into a certain dissertation that is currently in the process of being plotted.

    So, this song is in the Girl Group hatbox, which I’ve owned for a couple of months, but it is fairly characteristic of my listening habits that I didn’t find this song until today.  I tend to fixate on songs and listen to them on repeat for days at at time, to the exclusion of all others, and I’ve sort of been haphazardly meandering through the hat box  in that way.  But I think this track is just SO GOOD.  So good.  For so many reasons.

    First of all, P.P.’s vocals.  They’re kind of imperfect, no?  She sounds a bit tired, there’s a lot of breath around her voice in some places, she drops final consonants all over the place.  At the same time, she’s got this timbral quality that sounds kind of young.  For me, anyhow, the effect is one of premature world-weariness, which I’m in love with.  And the opening verse over that ringing arpeggiated accompaniment is so gorgeous – I love how she plays with the timing in the vocal line.

    And also the orchestration!  It is like a smorgasbord  of awesome.  Like, is that a celesta? (NO IT IS NOT:  my roommate has pointed out that it is obviously just a harp, which is of course true.  Point of fact:  given the choice, I will assume that any given sound is being made by the least likely musical instrument out of all available options because I enjoy complicating things.  Dear hopes of a future career in musicology:  I’m sorry.)  And also there is brass.  And strings.  And an amazing bass line.  And ghostly, barely there backup singers.

    So, ok, I will stop totally geeking out over how happy this song makes me now.  Inspired by this (really great) live performance, in which P.P. Arnold is wearing a go-go dress and what appears to be a giant tie, here is what you should wear when you listen to this:

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    Cuter and more practical than an actual giant tie, from Light Years Vintage.

    And this dress would look so good with these amazing, amazing boots!  Amazing!

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    from Nineteen Vintage.


  9. Walk walk walk walk walk

    November 8, 2009 by ms. xandra

    We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled dress blogging next week, I promise.  I’m planning one post that will riff on the Gossip concert I went to, what, two weeks ago now?  and another on my new favorite girl group song (a song that involves either what is either a reference to organized crime or a somewhat unfortunate metaphor).

    Anyhow, today was wonderful and amazing because my friend Pauline and I walked to the beach from downtown, following Pico for about 15 miles.  I love going for long, ridiculous walks like this because it is fun and exhilarating, and they remind me of how much beauty there is to find in a city has an undeserved reputation for being an endless sea of concrete.

    Google maps very optimistically estimated that the walk would take about five hours, which is, of course, madness, because this figure doesn’t take into account important side trips that need to be made for important things like Ethiopian food and educational trips to pinata shops.

    I am happy to report that there are no blisters to speak of:  special thanks go out to Nexcare Flexible Clear First-Aid Tape, truly a godsend to anyone with feet, for preventing blisters that would otherwise have been inevitable.

    I took lots of pictures, and I’ll post them to flickr or wherever when I’m less tired.  But in the meantime, a few highlights!

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    Pinatas, all in a row!

    Pinatas, all in a row!

    Two wonderful things about this scene:  the sign that could possibly say "Pico Disco," the large banner underneath it that reads "Going out for business."

    Two wonderful things about this scene: the sign that could possibly say "Pico Disco," the large banner underneath it that reads "Going out for business."

    Jingle Bell Furniture, for when furniture stores that make sense simply won't do.

    Jingle Bell Furniture, for when furniture stores that make sense simply won't do.

    Sadly, I do not have any pictures of the fabulous jukeboxes inside Jukebox Wurlitzer repair, because the nasty man came and yelled at us for taking pictures.  (My mother said I should have played the Canadian card.  "But I'm from Canada!  We don't have Wurlitzers there!")

    Sadly, I do not have any pictures of the fabulous jukeboxes inside Jukebox Wurlitzer repair, because the nasty man came outside and yelled at us for taking pictures. (My mother said I should have played the Canadian card. "But I'm from Canada! We don't have Wurlitzers there!")

    It's hard to see from the crappy angle, but the sign for this meat market features a pig being chased by a lady WITH A SWORD.  Yeah!

    It's hard to see from the crappy angle, but the sign for this meat market features a pig being chased by a lady WITH A SWORD. Yeah!

    Celebrity mural on a liquor store

    Celebrity mural on a liquor store

    Street art

    Street art

    I want to eat here someday.  I'm sure the food will be terrible, but the decor is clearly to die for.

    I want to eat here someday. I'm sure the food will be terrible, but the decor is clearly to die for.

    Apple Pan, my love, my all, shining like a beacon.

    Apple Pan, my love, my all, shining like a beacon.

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    Rae's! Elton John shot some cover art here, I've eaten waffles with bacon baked into them here. Clearly an auspicious place.

    The Santa Monica pier lit up at night

    The Santa Monica pier lit up at night

    Dear Los Angeles:  I heart you.

    Dear Los Angeles: I heart you.