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Dinosaur Day!! The photo essay! Part 3.2: LOOK! Even MORE dinosaurs!

Saturday, July 18, 2009

I love dinosaurs. Do you love dinosaurs?  I hope you love dinosaurs.  Creationists love dinosaurs!

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Dinosaur Day! The photo essay! Part 3.1: LOOK AT ALL OF THESE DINOSAURS!!!

Saturday, July 18, 2009

DINOSAURS!  EVERYWHERE!  AMAZING!  It was the greatest day of my life.
Dozens of dinosaur pictures await!  There are lots, so this is split into two posts.

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Dinosaur Day! The photo essay! Part 2: Things I Learned from Creationists.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

So….the thesis of the creationists who run the Cabazon dinosaurs appears to be:  There was an ice age.  And then GOD CREATED MAN AND DINOSAUR.  And thus man and dinosaur coexisted.  And continue to do so.  The dinosaurs are just, like, hiding, or something.  In the woods.  Also:  evolution could not possibly be real because [...]

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DINOSAUR DAY!!!! THE PHOTO ESSAY!!! Part 1: On the Road to Cabazon

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Dear friends,
How did you celebrate dinosaur day?  I hope you celebrated it by roaring at people and telling them to Never Forget the Dinosaurs.  I did some of that, but mostly what I did on Dinosaur Day was ROAD TRIP!
Along with two of my most intrepid and adventurous associates, I journeyed into the expanses of [...]

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One day to Dinosaur Day!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

DINOSAUR OF THE DAY BEFORE DINOSAUR DAY: Tyrannosaurus Rex!

“It’s true,” said Harrison, a Tyrannosaurus Rex.  “I am just as awesome as they say I am.  Awesomer, actually.
“I think that, for the sake of argument, it might be necessary to enumerate all of the ways in which I am so obviously awesome.  And, by the way, [...]

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2 Days to Dinosaur Day!!!!!!!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Dinosaur of the Day: TRICERATOPS!
Did you know that Triceratops is a lover, and not a fighter?  Wikipedia told me that they may have used those horns for courtship rituals, rather than for attacking each other.
Alfred is the Triceratops poet laureate.  Alfred is in love.
“Your three horns gleam
In the cretaceous sun
Blinding my eyes
While warming my cold, [...]

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THREE Days to Dinosaur Day!!!

Monday, July 13, 2009

I decided to take yesterday off, in celebration of how I saw the greatest movie ever made.  But now I am back on track, I swear!
Dinosaur of the Day: Megalosaurus!
“I just don’t understand those young dinosaurs these days.  These new fangled back sails.  Head crests.  I just don’t know.  I worry, you know.  It [...]

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FIVE DAYS TO DINOSAUR DAY!!!!! Some of us are getting excited.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Dinosaur(ish) of the day: DIMETRODON!!!!!

“Ok, you guys, I am, like, SOOOOO not a dinosaur.”  Oh my god,”  groaned Nicole, a young Dimentrodon.  “I don’t know how many times I have to tell you guys this, but I am totally a synapsid.  And we are way cooler than dinosaurs.  Because we are fucking proto-mammals.  Dinosaurs are [...]

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6 Days to Dinosaur Day!!!!

Friday, July 10, 2009

This is short today because I am a day behind in my countdown (SORRY!  I meant to post a dinosaur last night, I got distracted by an important social engagement at Canter’s) and I want to get things back on track so that July 16th arrives when it is supposed to.  Also I am sorry [...]

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7 Days to Dinosaur Day!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Holy crap!  That’s ONE WEEK!
Dinosaur of the Day: Troodon!  (with optional umlaut over the second o.)

He blinded me with science: “I am currently developing plans to launch a satellite into orbit around the earth,” said Felix, a wily Troodon with a British accent.  “If everything goes as planned, I should be able to use it [...]

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