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7 Days to Dinosaur Day!

Holy crap!  That’s ONE WEEK! Dinosaur of the Day: Troodon!  (with optional umlaut over the second o.) He blinded me with science: “I am currently developing plans to launch a satellite into orbit around the earth,” said Felix, a wily Troodon with a British accent.  “If everything goes as planned, I should be able to [...]

8 Days to Dinosaur Day!!!

Dinosaur of the Day: Camarasaurus! Camarasaurs was essentially an Apatosaurus, but with a slightly different bone structure.  Also, they were slightly smaller, but please don’t mention that to a Camarasaurus, as they can be touchy. This is what it sounds like when dinosaurs cry: Philip, a Camarasaurus, told a Jurassic tale of loss and disenchantment.  [...]

9 Days to Dinosaur Day!

Dinosaur(s) of the day (and also of yesterday): Brontosaurus and Apatosaurus! A BRONTOSAURS SPEAKS: “I, personally, identify as a Brontosaurus,” said Rachel, “and I am just so sick and tired of all of these scientists and the popular media trying to pin an identity on me that isn’t one that I’ve chosen for myself.  They [...]

11 Days to Dinosaur Day!!

It has been brought to my attention that, rather than providing you with general observations on entire dinosaur species, it might be more informative to get up close and personal with individual dinosaurs, to hear, in their own words, about the ins and outs of dinosaurian life. Dinosaur of the Day:  Helen, Stegosaurus Most awesome [...]

12 Days to Dinosaur Day!

DINOSAUR OF THE DAY:  ALLOSAURUS! I like rooting for the underdog.  Allosaurus is basically the same as a Tyrranosaurus Rex, but slightly smaller, but we never hear squat about Allosauri.  Also, Allosaurus means “Different Lizard,” which can’t be good for the ol’ self esteem.  “I wanted to be just like T-Rex, but instead I’m DIFFERENT.”  [...]

13 Days to Dinosaur Day!

DINOSAUR OF THE DAY:  ANKYLOSAURUS!! Fun facts: If Ankylosaurus was dining at a fine restaurant would it order steak or salad? Salad! What is Ankylosaurus’ most awesome characteristic/superpower? At the end of its tail, there is a bony club that it can use to smash its enemies!  Also it is speculated that these bony clubs [...]

DINOSAUR COUNTDOWN!!!!!

July 16th is Dinosaur Day!  Dinosaur Day is an important holiday that I have invented to commemorate the extinction of the dinosaurs.  I have exciting plans for Dinosaur Day, but you will have to wait for the Dinosaur Day Photo Essay that I will publish on July 17th to find out what those plans are. [...]