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Burning question!

In honour of I AM GOING TO HAWAII IN JANUARY TO PRESENT PAPERS AND SEDUCE CABANA BOYS and also I AM GETTING PAID THIS WEEK, I have decided to finally get an Esther Williams swimsuit.  Esther Williams swimsuits have been the object of much covetousness on my part for some time. But should I get [...]

And then I died of plague.

I am back in Los Angeles, in a very pink room, which I think I am going to paint sky blue.  Being in this pink room is a vast improvement over the situation of two nights ago, wherin I was sleeping in the kitchen.  Yes, it’s true, I am that kind of lady.  Speaking of [...]

Good heavens.

I am ridiculously sick with Mystery Ailment, and thus my vague plans to descend on Toronto before I head back to California are shelved. My glands! They are the size of…large round things. I’m sorry. My wit fails me in my delirium. Also, as a result of my delirium, I am incapable of reading anything [...]