I am clawing my way out of the abyss to let you know that:
1. I have finished writing my exams! An entire day early! Which means that tomorrow is for sleeping in and editing and printing and then having a drink.
2. Wednesday I am jet-setting it off to North Carolina for Feminist Theory and Music, where I will be talking about Beth Ditto.
3. I invented a drink for Sam tonight. I said “I am going to have a martini. What are you going to have?” He said, “I need a bibliography.” I said “how about I invent you a drink called a bibliography?” It goes like this (and kudos to VV, my bartending consultant):
A splash of Grandma (ie: Grand Marnier)
A splash of Grandpa (ie: Old Grandad Bourbon)
A splash of brandy
Earl Grey Tea
Steep, serve piping hot.
Verdict: “It was very strong. It tasted like Grand Marnier.” I would call that an endorsement.

