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Important news:

I just wanted to let you know a recent search terms that has led some poor soul to my blog is “binder clips on nipples.”

IT’S DINOSAUR DAY!!!!!

Come back tomorrow for the DINOSAUR DAY PHOTO ESSAY!!!!!!  Guaranteed to be the best invention of the internets!!

File Under: Proclamations Have Recently Made While Under the Influence That I Now Feel Obligated to Live Up To

“I want to let all of you know that for Dinosaur Day, I am going to dress up as GRACE KELLY.”

Update

You may be thinking that I forgot to do a dinosaur profile for July 6, but you are wrong! Later today you can expect a special double-feature dinosaur of the day(s) which will more than compensate for a lack of dinosaur today. In other news: I saw The New Pornographers and Tegan and Sara and [...]

SCIENCE!

I have just begun work on my next Great Social Experiment.  Today I was at the Pride parade, and managed to pick up two coupons for burritos from Chipotle.  So, I could have lunch twice, for free.  Or I could post this on Craigslist: “Dear Gentlemen of Los Angeles, I totally scored two coupons for [...]

MORE things I have done since last we spoke:

1. Got gloriously, sloppily drunk; 2. Fell asleep and subsequently had a dream that my roommate and I got a pet tortoise (or rather, the tortoise crawled out from under my bed one morning and we were like, “Hey neat! We’ve got a tortoise!”) and then we got into a huge fight because I wanted [...]

Since last we spoke,

I co-hosted a very  successful and awesome conference; and then I wrote a paper about the Shangri-Las; and then I became a Master (Mistress?) of Arts in Musicology (aka:  “That’s a field?  Did you make that up?  I thought that was a Prince album.”)

Panic

I just realized that in Ye Grande Computer Failure of a few weeks ago, I may have lost my Most Important Document Ever, namely, the spreadsheet of every boy I’ve ever made out with. However, given the dearth of makeouts that generally characterizes my day-to-day life (recent earthquake-causing activity notwithstanding), I think it’s safe to [...]

Dude,

we totally just saw Seth Rogen and Martin Starr at Canter’s!  Verdict:  Seth Rogan was SO TOTALLY CUTER back in his Undeclared days, and also was so totally cuter before he started making really gross, misogynistic movies.  Luckily, I now have Galen Tyrol, who looks pretty much just like him and also has the benefit [...]

Postcard

So, Spinsters Hit New Orleans is going pretty well.  The conference ended yesterday and was pretty great (and my paper presentation went kind of awesomely and everyone was abuzz about Beth Ditto, which is super, and Spinster Amy also did a totally fabulous job.  It seems the rumours are true:  we are, in fact, the [...]